Mallory Ortberg has created a Frankenstein's monster of familiar narratives.

As a fantasist and short story writer, Mallory Ortberg is without peer.' -Kelly Link, author of Get in Trouble 'Dear Reader: It would, truthfully, be simplest to call the stories in THE MERRY SPINSTER 'retellings,' but that word does not adequately capture their dark alchemy. 1 New York Times bestselling author of Carry On 'A collection of stories delectable, formidable, and nimble. Ortberg bloodily turns familiar tales inside out.' - Rainbow Rowell, No. The result is an absolute delight.' -John Scalzi, New York Times bestselling author of Lock In and Redshirts, 'Ortberg's sly, scathing renditions.strike directly at the heart.The book brings the shock of the new and the shock of recognition into play at the same time it's a tour de force of skill, daring, and hard-earned bravura.' - Publishers Weekly (starred review) 'Dark and dreadful and persistently clever. It's like both of them sat next to each other in THE MERRY SPINSTER and gossiped away. I don't know if these stories are for bedtimes, but they are for us.' - Alexander Chee, author of Edinburgh and The Queen of the Night 'Mallory Ortberg has the sloe gin wit of Dorothy Parker and the soul of a Classics nerd. If fairy tales are ways to describe the rules we don't dare put down on paper, in her hands they become ways to challenge those, or even to write new rules. There are uncanny slivers of delight and recognition mixed here with the wit we all love Ortberg for, but here that wit is wielded with new force. The Merry Spinster will ruin your most-loved fables, in the best possible way.' - Charlie Jane Anders, author of All the Birds in the Sky 'The secret to THE MERRY SPINSTER, I think, is that she never wanted to be your wicked stepmother-she was too busy. I've never read anything quite like them, and I bet, Dear Reader, that you haven't either.' - Carmen Maria Machado, author of Her Body and Other Parties: Stories 'Mallory Ortberg has a voracious appetite for poison apples, and a genius for finding the places in fairyland where all the bodies are buried. between Terry Pratchett's satirical jocularity and Angela Carter's sinister, shrewd storytelling, and the result is gorgeous, unsettling, splenic, cruel, and wickedly smart. 'Dark and dreadful and persistently clever.

The Merry Spinster by Daniel M. Lavery